AISubs v3.7
Monday Special
The Coche Cookies Exploration Series
In the metropolis of Tokyo,
we chase after a mysterious black scissor-man.
What kind of creature is this black scissor-man,
which has the shape of a giant scissor,
and what kind of creature is this black scissor-man?
In order to solve this mystery,
the fearless expedition team
challenged the dense forest where danger is everywhere.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm fine.
A giant black scissor-man is standing right in front of me now.
How is it?
He's standing up.
He's standing up? What's wrong with him?
In one shot,
the expedition team was able to escape the attack of the black scissor-man
by Captain Cookie's accurate judgment.
That way?
That way.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Let's hear the response.
Depending on the response of the jungle,
they found a black scissor-man.
That's right. This way. This way!
When they were about to proceed...
I can't hear anything.
Watch out!
A giant black scissor-man is trying to attack us.
No, no, he's staying still.
He's staying still more than anyone else.
That was helpful.
Over there, a giant black scissor-man is blocking their way.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Let's hear the response.
Can you hear it?
You're still alive, aren't you?
I can hear you.
I can hear you!
I can hear you.
Depending on the response of the jungle,
the expedition team proceeded on their journey.
At that moment...
Hey, wait!
Huh?
I ate it.
Are you okay?
It's an ice sugar.
An ice sugar, huh?
Stay close to me.
Hey, don't eat what you dropped.
Let's proceed.
Are you okay?
The ice sugar around here is harmless.
Really?
You can't even imagine it.
The land around here is harmless.
No, I won't eat it.
You threw it, didn't you?
Huh? Which one is the ice sugar?
I'm looking for an ice sugar.
You can't lose it here.
Huh?
This is an ice sugar!
It's not an ice sugar.
It's an ice sugar!
You threw it.
Are you okay?
Are you okay? No, I'm not.
What's strange about Captain Cookie, who has an ice sugar in his mouth...
A strange thing is happening in my mouth.
What is it?
I just ate an ice sugar.
Ouch!
This is an ice sugar.
Even a child can't fool you.
Ouch!
Then pick it up from the colander.
I like it.
It's dangerous if you say it like that.
It stinks!
That's a different story.
It stinks!
That's a different story.
It stinks!
Let's proceed.
He saw a mysterious ice sugar.
And he tried to go further into his mouth.
Just at that moment...
Ouch!
A cloud army with poison pointed their fangs at Captain Cookie.
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Put it out before the ice sugar.
Are you okay?
This is more like an adventure.
It's a poisonous spider!
A poisonous spider?!
It's a poisonous spider!
I've been bitten by a poisonous spider!
Where is it?
Please suck it up!
What?
Please suck it up with your mouth!
Where is it?
Here it is!
It stinks!
Where did you get it?
It stinks!
What are you doing?
Where did you get it?
The expedition team has passed through a large group of poisonous spiders.
They even tried to go deeper into the forest.
Just at that moment...
It's cold and suspicious.
It's not suspicious.
It's strange to find a bench like this in the middle of the Amazon rainforest.
It's strange!
Trap?
It's a trap!
Where is the setting of the trap?
Earlier, it was this way, right?
Like this, it's going to be strong.
No, it was over the top.
Yes.
Over the top.
No one knows that Stallone will shift his hat and become strong.
There's a lot of talk about this channel in the 80s.
Oh, it shook.
What happened?
It shook.
Please leave me behind.
Yes.
Are you okay?
You can't be dramatic.
Suddenly, Cookie, who is complaining of leg pain.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I will stay here as it is.
Everyone, please come back with good results.
I got it!
No, you said you got it.
Let's go!
No, nothing will happen.
Come with me later!
Something is going on there.
Cookie, who is tired, made a decision to leave it there.
Captain Zacos.
I'm dead!
It's noisy.
Ah!
It's noisy.
Ah!
It's dangerous!
You can't do it.
Give it to me like you're shooting a bullet.
Ah!
It's dangerous!
It stinks.
Captain Cookie left and the two became an expedition team.
They were closing their mouths.
Just at that moment.
Ah!
What's wrong?
Ah!
Finally, an artificial human, a black scissor man, appeared.
Scissorhands!
What's that?
Scissorhands!
I saw it before.
It's new to me.
Ah!
Is that Scissorhands?
It's coming soon.
Ah!
Ah! He cut himself!
It was supposed to come out clean!
Scissorhands... Is that Scissorhands?
I'm scared.
Yeah, that weapon is scary.
Scary!
Yeah, it's dangerous.
It's dangerous!
His fingers are cut off, but will it be okay?
Is it growing?
Ah! It's still growing! It's still coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming!
What is that?
It's picking up the luggage!
Hey! Don't pick it up!
Don't pick it up!
Is it just a drone?
The black scissorhands are real!
In the middle of the city, far away from people, there is a rumor that there is an inhabitant who is suspected of extinction.
The fearless expeditionary force, determined to contact the honey tribe, went to Watomo and Mitsurin area.
- By plane... - Yes.
- From Haneda... - From Haneda...
- To Cancun... - Cancun...
- From Cancun by taxi for two hours... - Two hours!
- From Osaka's port... - Yes.
- We arrived at this place in 62 hours! - My back hurts!
- The place has changed! - My back hurts!
- It's hard to move! - Why is the ship so thin?
- The ship can lie down, so my back will be fine! - You'll get sick! You'll get sick!
- If it was 60 something hours, I would have died! - Is the wind okay?!
- It's okay, my body isn't in bad shape. - Are you asking me?!
- Let's drink fast! - Are you talking about medicine?!
- Let's drink fast! - Let's drink!
- My body isn't in bad shape, so it's okay! - Let's drink fast!
- It's late, Akachin! - Let's do it earlier!
- Akachin too! - Midnight okishidol! - What is that?!
- What do you mean by "midnight"? - In the early days, you dyed your hair with okishidol!
- I like blond hair! - When you came out of the bridge, it was very novel!
- The story has changed a lot! - Bebop high school!
- Don't say the background of the era! - West!
- Oh no! - Are you talking about the characters you appeared in?
- You're talking about the 80's again! - This is it!
- Akira, the wild one, is coming out! - Akira, the wild one?!
- He looks like a resident! - Resident! - Akira!
- Is he big?! - He's big!
- No way... - He's not small, is he?!
- I don't want to believe it! - Why?!
- Because... - It's Akira!
- There's no reason for it. - Does Akira live alone?
- Alone... - Doesn't he make a crowd?
- Is there only one fierce creature that dominates this city?
- Fierce! - Why?!
- Because... - It's Akira!
- What's wrong with you?! - Huh?
- You're not convincing at all! - Why?!
- There's no reason for it! - It's Akira!
- And stop walking where you're being dragged! - It's Akira!
- You're being dragged all the time! - It's a giant turtle's back!
- No! - It's huge! - No!
- It's a big deal if you wake it up like this! - It's a big deal!
- Look! It's a giant turtle's head! - It's huge!
- It's a giant... - Is it a shell? Is it a head?
- It's a narrow-necked turtle! - Just imagine it!
- Imagine this is a turtle's back and that's its head... - It wasn't such a lyric, but...
- Wouldn't John Lennon say something like that? - It's stupid, isn't it?
- No, it's not!
- John Lennon doesn't say "ah-han" like that!
- What's that?!
- It's stupid, isn't it?!
Dad, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm not a weirdo! I'm not a weirdo, I'm sorry!
My legs are cramping up! My legs are cramping up!
Stop saying "cramping up"!
Leave me alone! I can't walk anymore!
Say something!
I'm cramping up! I can't walk anymore!
You should have a little more self-confidence!
I really want to find Akira! Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
Akira!
I don't think it's a big deal!
I want to find Akira!
This is the wildest moment!
Akira, I want you to leave me alone!
Akira!
That's enough!
I'm cramping up!
Let's go!
How long are you going to do this?!
Leave me alone!
You should leave me alone!
Why are you touching me like that?!
What are you saying?!
Are you sad?!
Don't touch me like that!
After Captain Zakos left, they became an expedition team.
Just as they were heading out...
Akira, the loneliest resident of Japan, has finally appeared!
He's coming out! He's coming out!
He's coming out!
He's really standing up!
That's not "hia hia"!
It's over. It's over.
This channel is over.
We've been notified and it's over.
No matter what black underwear you're wearing,
if it's of that quality, it fits you.
If it's at that level, put on some dark colored rubber.
"Hia hia"!
It's over! It's over!
You can't do that!
It's not enough for you to only have things,
but if you wear it there, it fits you.
Go home.
The loneliest resident of Japan, Akira, has finally appeared!
The adventure of the Zakoshi Cookie Exploration Team continues!
It's cooking. What is it? Here?
- Touch it! - It's deep and beautiful!
It reminds me of my father and mother-in-law when they were young.
Father, open your mouth.
It's like watching a cooking show on a radio.
It's good, it's good!
But is it called "tanzaku-kiri"?
- Is it like this? - No, it's not like that.
It's like Harry Eds' tea.
- I know what "big spoon" means. - Here you go.
- Are you going to drink it? - No, I won't.
- Here you go.
- How is it? - Is it like this?
Ah, gee, gee, ah, gee!
It's burning!
Ah, gee, gee, ah, gee!
It's burning!
That's rough.
That sounds like a big show you've started.
That was heartwarming.
I agree.
It was heartwarming.
It was.
It was heartfelt.
It was heartwarming.
Heart-heart-heart.
How did you like it?
What did you do?
I don't know which order we introduced ourselves, but...
Which order are you guys demonstrating?
You two!
First you took this place and...
- There's a director in your head. - There is?
It's like a movie! It's a work of art!
You don't know that, do you?
You're Mitsui Kande, right?
- No one knows. - You're Mitsui Kande, right?
No, no, don't say it!
- No, no, no, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no, no, no!
- You're Mitsui Kande, right? - Mitsui Kande, right?
- Why are you Mitsui? - No, no, don't say it!
- You're Mitsui Kande, right? - No, no, no, no, no!
Shut up and watch the finished work.
- You can laugh and retweet it. - That's right!
- Yeah!
- It's not a big deal! - Retweet it!
Retweet it! Why don't you do it?
- No, I don't! - Help me out!
- Advertise me! - Advertise you?
I don't have Twitter or anything like that.
- Do it! Start it! - Do it for me!
- Why would you start it for this announcement? - Yeah.
Do it for the X consultation office where you can queue up!
Stop it!
- Why are you Mitsui? - Do it for the X consultation office!
What's an X consultation office?
And while you're getting excited, write a consultation letter for the general public!
That's weird! All of a sudden...
You're doing YouTube with Cookie and Zagoshi, so watch us!
- That's weird! - Why would you say that when you're in it?
I'm in it, but...
Why didn't you introduce me to that guy called "Chimbo" in that daily TV show called "Golden"?
This guy...
This daily TV show is the heaviest!
What are you talking about?
It's not heavy at all.
I'm doing it with Mr. Sakagami in Fuji.
You're like an animal.
Don't underestimate me.
I know you have a sharp tongue.
But you're like an animal.
I'm doing it in MX.
Where are you doing it?
No, no.
Don't make fun of me.
What are you doing in a place no one knows about?
Stay here for a long time.
I'll do it next time.
Don't do it next time.
Stay here for a long time.